- I can get collagen or Botox injections for my saggy knees
- If I engaged in something called “exercise” I could build up my quad muscles and maybe solve saggy knee issue
- While examining saggy knees, I learned that I miss the same spot with the shaver…again and again.
- Hotels in Europe don’t cater to travelers w/ 2 kids who only want one room but for an extra 40 Euros or so, they’ll figure something out. Maybe.
- Little blonde designer dogs don’t like the hot sun
- Little blonde designer dogs don’t necessarily like to be held like babies and tickled; I now have teethmarks on my chin to prove it
- The raccoon that lives behind our house is bigger than some blonde designer dogs
- Blonde designer dogs like to chew on sticks
- Sugar is not my friend
- Menopause is not my friend
- I really want to stay friends with coffee & red wine
- My writing Sisters are wicked awesome talented friends
- Clover looks just like grass when it’s mowed. If I squint.
- My husband really does know zero about cars
- Basil from the garden really does taste better
- The sun should be good for us
- If my husband continues to procrastinate re: installing a screen door, flies & bees & maybe the big raccoon will enter our house
- Chewed up sticks are a little more fibre than some little blonde designer dogs can handle
- Expensive designer dog puke looks just like ordinary, mutt dog puke
- Naps accomplish exactly nothing
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